I was driving down a street near the church I work at and saw someone with their dog. A sight that I've seen thousands of times in my lifetime, but this time I was struck by it...
See, I saw this lady and her dog, and I saw that the lady had a plastic bag around her hand watching her dog intently...the dog was walking around sniffing the ground looking for the next best place to take a terd fergusson...and the lady...she was watching it as if it was the most exciting thing in the world!
That's not the wierdest part though, the really odd part of this, to me, is that people actually choose to do this! I mean think about it, this lady walks around with a plastic bag on her hand, hoping her dog will take a deuce, and then she just grabs that nasty ole' thing and walks home carrying her dog's crap in triumph because "sparky" was a good boy and went.
People actually choose to do this.